A conversation between Birdie and I as we drove home from school:
Birdie: "Hey mom, do you know that flat and mat rhyme?"
Me: "Yes I do. And they also rhyme with cat and hat and sat and rat."
Birdie: "And do you know what else rhymes? Throw up and show up."
Me: "What about vomit and comet?"
Birdie: "Ewww, you're just so gross, mom!"
Me: "You started it."
Birdie: "Nuh uh, you did."
Me: "Did so."
Birdie: "Did not."
I almost went into a tirade of "yo mamma" insults but figured it really wouldn't play out in my favor.