Me: "So...I shaved my legs today." *raising eyebrows up and down*
Me: "It was long overdue because there was so much hair in the shower that it left a huge ring and I had to borrow your leaf blower to pile it all up and then rent a bulldozer to get it all out."
Howie: *nervous laughter*
Me: "And apparently, there was so much hair that it actually served as leg warmers because now my naked legs are FREEZING! I should have known that it was too long when I had to comb it to the side and fasten it with a bobby pin."
Howie: "Eww. You really know how to bring on the sexy, Licha."