Okay, I'm just gonna go ahead and tell you what a good parent I am and how much time I spent trimming toe nails and filing and polishing. And how I didn't just polish in any old ordinary color. No, I polished in a sparkly blue hue that says: "look at me!"
I bet these toes will look good in sandals and will attract a lot of attention and might cause people to run into utility poles when they do their double takes.
Because you see, I'm a good parent like that. Aren't you impressed?
Those toes you see in that picture? Those sparkly blue digits that scream out for your attention? They are attached to feet that are attached to legs that are attached to...
And I was THIS close to the parent of the year award. Oh well, there's always next year.