The other day I got a text that said this: "I was going to order two pizzas for the party. Do you think that will be enough?"
Pizza. Yummo! The only problem was that the text came from a complete stranger. Who was apparently having a party. WITH PIZZA! And maybe I should just text back something that says, "remind me again about the party address."
I strained and pondered about who exactly sent the text but was at a loss. I felt bad leaving them hanging, I mean...how were they supposed to know how many pizzas to order. The success of this party (even though I wasn't invited) rested solely on my shoulders! Maybe I should ignore it? Inquire as to who they are and then ask if I can attend said party?
"That sounds great", I responded. *smurk* But it really took a lot of will power, a whole lot of self restraint not to text back: "definitely not enough, order at least a dozen pizzas. And don't forget the bread sticks, chicken wings and cinammon dippers."